“I wish I had lived long enough to read this hilarious version of my book. Hell, I wish I lived past 30!”
—EMILY BRONTË
—EMILY BRONTË


Whoooooosh!!! It’s always windy over the moors in England where lovers Heathcliff and Catherine run around, day and night, climbing crags, counting birds, and defying everyone who would keep them apart. Of course, they have to seek shelter if it starts to rain or they will catch their death of cold. Literally. Back in Emily Brontë’s day, getting just the slightest bit damp was a surefire death sentence.
That’s the kind of action-packed good fun and romance you’ll find in The Classics Slacker Reads Wuthering Heights. Not to mention snarling dogs, incomprehensible servants, lumpy porridge, unlicensed doctors, raging alcoholics, abusive parents, abusive kids, prolonged sicknesses, and so much more! Fully illustrated, too!
OTHER BOOKS IN THE SERIES
The Classics Slacker Reads Madame Bovary
The Classics Slacker Reads Moby Dick
The Classics Slacker Reads Pride and Prejudice
The Classics Slacker Reads The Great Gatsby
The Classics Slacker Reads The Picture of Dorian Gray
The Classics Slacker Reads The Scarlet Letter
The Classics Slacker Reads Wuthering Heights
Who Is The Classics Slacker?
The Classics Slacker series was created by Cristina Negrón, who holds a bachelor’s degree in literature and a master’s degree in creative writing. Negrón now writes it with two coauthors–the wildly witty and tremendously talented Deb Martin and Heidi Mastrogiovanni. Illustrated by artist extraordinaire Kris Wraight.